Let the Awesomation begin!!!: Archive

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I Miss My Toilet..Merry Christmas

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You: no, my name is Malfoy.... Draco Malfoy.
Stranger: Hi, I'm hermine
You: MUDBLOOD !
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: watwatwat
You: they let mudbloods on the internet !?!?!?!
Stranger: i like u. dirty talk 'n stuff
Stranger: letz fuck
You: o okai
Stranger: hulluhullu
You: uhuhuhuhuhuhhhhhh
Stranger: wayt, your pants
Stranger: *alohomora*
Stranger: open
You: nahhh, its more like ACCIO COCK.
Stranger: u r a sick bastard
 Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dec 18th

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Sometimes I think that we waste our words and we waste our moments..and we don’t take the time to say the things that are in our hearts..when we have the chance. The time may never come back again.

Dec 10th

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One day you will do things for me that you hate. ...

loveyourchaos: Jonathan Safran Foer

Dec 10th

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Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...

prawnstar: mysterymeats: thefrogman: “We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws “I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane “Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4 “Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western...

Dec 10th

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